If you can smile when things go wrong
And say, "It doesn't matter,"
If you can laugh off care and woe
And trouble makes you fatter;
If you can keep a happy face
When all around are blue--
Then have your head examined, Bud,
There's something wrong with you!
For one thing I've arrived at:
There are no "ands" and "buts";
The guy that's grinning all the time
Must be completely nuts.